“oh ok, this isn’t so bad, i might just ace this..”

“man, where the hell is lala, don’t tell me she’s not coming for lecture again..”

“dancing, dancing, DANCING!!!oh baby! automatic, systematic, SHOOOWAP!..”

“hmmmmmmm… where is Beijing? below, yangzte, or above yangzte.. below, no, above, no, below, no, above…. ok let’s put below..”

“……………………………………………………..@%$&*#………………………………………………………………”

“main syair, tO, NAHIN!!!! main syair, tO, NAHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! magar…………….where’s Jah when u need her?”

“ok this guy in front is seriously retarded.. i mean, who do u think u are, asking me when was the Taiping Rebellion just now.. dah lah tu, bukannya nak cakap thank you.. dia buat dek aje.. cis.. foreigners!”

“omg his hair is sooo sandy coloured! how did it get so sandy??? and is his name really nedved?? what nationality is that? if its swedish, im thinking twice about going there for NOC next year, these rude baskets..”

“eh, is Beijing really in the south?? damn, should have looked at the map properly..”

“ah, there’s lala.. she looked so retarded with that big umbrella… hahah”

“ok im done, damn 15 min more to go.. ok lah, if i ace it, i ace it.. if not, what the hell..”

“man, ella and hamad looked like the royal sultanate couple yesterday, lah, both wearing yellow… and how the hell did she get hamad into the library??? should have asked her.. there are so many people i would love to sneak into the library to help me with my studies.. stalin, hitler, mao, lenin, franklin deleanor roosevelt……”

“ohhhhhh, his name is andrew… sheesh, thawt its nedved.. andrew sedler? sedder? seller??? watcha selling, my good man?? hope its not your common courtesy, since u didnt seem to have any just now.. what nerve..”

“let’s try and catch huang jianli’s eye and wink at him.. even better, give him the thumbs up to say ‘DOING BRILLIANTLY HERE, PROF!!’”

“this is the last TIME im taking a module on China.. LAST TIME!!!”

“ohhh finally, lets hand up..”